Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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