I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
