Define "chronic" masturbator.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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