She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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