I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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