dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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