I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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