This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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