I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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