Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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