Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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