Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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