whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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