Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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