on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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