didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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