Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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