butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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