Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
As shirtless as possible
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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