Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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