But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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