question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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