Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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