I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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