I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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