So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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