I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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