17 year olds will be the death of me.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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