You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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