his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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