im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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