from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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