butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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