Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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