you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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