At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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