It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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