check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
My balls are so social today.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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