Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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