"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
the room spins SO much faster in panama
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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