This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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