Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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