your thong is hanging out like whoa
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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