hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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