But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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