what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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