you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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