umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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