I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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