oh god the rape fog is back!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
