what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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